May 2013
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irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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booknutty:
booby trap backwards is party boob
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jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
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"Internet friendship is not real"
laugh-addict:
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
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drarna:
“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
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faeiouck:
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faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via tiniestbear)
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bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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thatwierdchickwiththeglasses:
chiblogger:
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GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
Wait, it could’ve been your frog prince/princess. Did you kiss it?
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roastings:
“are you straight or gay?”
yes
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chefboyardeezie:
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chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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xnoamyx:
demolitionfrerardist:
what if supernatural ends with dean and cas being happy together in heaven or just like at peace and then it fades out to sam coming home to amelia and they have a kid and amelia is doing the laundry and sam just lies down on his bed and closes his eyes and it zooms onto his face and then you see a drop of blood drip on his forehead and then its over